Youth is wasted on the young
Young and dumb and full of cum
They waste the energy on silly things
Youth’s wasted on the young
Vacation is wasted on the old
Spend it at home or on a cold
Too old and tired to enjoy fun things
Vacation’s wasted on the old
Life is wasted by everyone
Each second precious under the sun
But no thought’s expended on such things
Life’s wasted by everyone